When I feel it....I do it...

Well I'm doing it, writing another blog that is.....

For starters, I just got to see a few more of my wedding pictures and oh hot damn am I excited!  Sarah Wellmeier, you rock! Seriously, one of the best, no scratch that, she is the best photographer around! She, along with her assistant Jennifer made our wedding day flow so smoothly and captured great memories in the making!  Couldn't be happier!

I just got off the phone with one of my very best friends who just happens to live 11 hours away from me.  Usually this doesn't bother me because I know the distance doesn't affect our friendship, but when she is crying on the phone 11 hours away, it makes me want to fly to SC give her a hug then beat the people at David's Bridals rear ends.  To my readers, if you like David's Bridal, the following statements may offend you, apologies.  I have dealt with DB multiple times....I've always gotten my dresses with little to no problems, that's not it.  It's the workers and the customer service I receive when dealing with DB.  If there is one thing that pisses me off, it's when people make you feel like you are the scum on their shoe.  I'm not pointing out one store or one person, just pointing out that their customer service SUCKS!  If I acted the way some people at DB acted, I would be out of a job.  Good customer service brings people back for more business.

If ya'll haven't seen Georgia Rule, watch it.  Georgia is the grandmother in this movie and when she makes a rule she aims for you follow it.  Everytime a rule is made, she says Georgia Rule.  Well every once in awhile, there are Danielle Rules...Doesn't flow as nicely as Georgia Rule, but it works.

Danielle Rule

Do not snot rocket (I should clarify...do not snot rocket near water....really you are going to lean over the edge of the pool, snot rocket and get back in...there is always residual...I don't want that in the water near me...)  It never ends well for anyone involved, except farmers who have done it their entire lives out in the fields..

When I say stop, or please stop.  STOP!  If said activity does not cease after that, I will become irritated.  I'm not always the nicest when I am irritated.  Forewarning ya'll.

Have ya ever sneezed so hard you thought something else was going to explode in your body??  I don't know about anyone else, but I am one hell of a power sneezer.  I wish I could pull off a small, simple achoo, however that doesn't not work for me.  When I sneeze, my whole body looks like it's performing some techno dance moves.  I HATE the anticipation of a sneeze, it's quite possibly the most annoying feeling one could have.  Currently, I have the urge to sneeze, but do you think I'm going to sneeze?? No, I'm just going to sit here with this persistant am I gonna sneeze? am I not gonna sneeze feeling.

I have been thinking about my Houtsch How-To column....there will be a new one coming soon, just thinking of some real hum-dingers to add the next time....

I could probably stay and ramble on about just about anything, but I must go attend to my domesticated housewife business....

Oh by the way, the fried chicken I attempted turned out alright.  My husband is still alive and breathing...

Have a good one ya'll

Mrs. H